THE ADVENTURE STARTS HERE (BLONDE IN BLACK LEATHER)
LAUNDRETTE
They'll... be done in half an hour.
500 lire.
But who are you?
I was like you once.
- A long time ago. - And then?
- Eh? - And then?
And then... I jumped on the first train.
Without money, without any idea where I was going.
And away! Free to see the world!
Your ticket, Miss.
Where are you headed, Miss?
- I... free to see the world. - Would Altamura be okay?
- I ran away from home. - So? - Just like you.
I jumped on the first train...
... and now that we're together, I want to come with you.
- With who? - Well... can't we go together, free to see the world?
You... come from a little village. I... come from broad horizons!
Do you see?
No, I guess you don't. A man's destiny depends on me.
- Ah, your boyfriend? - Boyfriend...
Him... "The man I love". No?
Alright then, "boyfriend".
Boyfriend...
Go on.
Now the train, too...
Alright, I'll tell you. But if you breath even a word of this, I'm ruined.
Shh... I can't tell you the name.
On the 16th of this month at 15:30...
... he will be waiting for me, in a city in the North.
And running from grave danger!
Only I can save him. And you think that you can come with me?
I don't have time to waste!
I have to be there when the clock strikes...
... X!
Oh, finally!
- When the clock strikes X? - Yes, 15:30, like I said.
I'm going to the North, too. I'm going to Naples!
I have a cousin there who is a businesswoman. Her name's Giuseppina.
Get on.
We're here.
Thank you.
You'll be home in an hour.
Hey... stay here.
So long.
"Chewing gum" for your trip?
Cigar?
Do you think it's a joke? Being free to see the world...
A ticket to Bisceglie, please.
400.
Thank you.
You should thank the Lord I'm in a hurry. Quick, get on.
No... No...
I told her to get on, not you.
- I can't leave you alone for a second. - No, no, you're right!
We better stick together!
Only until Naples though, okay? Are we clear?
- Scary, wasn't it? - No!
No?!
The things I do for fun!
That was amazing! Did you see the faces on those cops back there?
- Cops? What cops?! - Those!
Where?
The cops!
But I thought you weren't afraid of anyone.
Remember, that caution is the first rule of the adventurer.
And calm down!
And I know what the police are like. That's why...
- I remember this one time, across the pond... - Where? - In America, no?
- You've been to America too? - Of course I've been to America.
Down, near New York.
There were 30 of them chasing me, all of them armed... me alone.
They were lead by that bastard Inspector Callaghan...
... I think.
There are some corrupt folk down there in Alaska...
And then?
And then...
They all lined up in front of me.
I didn't move.
Then I said: "Well..."
- What, aren't you drinking? - Not on an empty stomach.
And I'm hungry, too. Can't we get something to eat?
- No, that would be a big mistake! - Why? - There's a time for everything.
The wine of friendship...
... should not be mixed with anything else!
No way!
And anyway, that's... vulgar food.
Salami and goat's cheese...
No, no, what are you doing? You drink like that?
Watch me.
Of course, if it was vodka...
- I remember this one time, in Russia... - You've been to Russia, too?
Of course I've been to Russia!
I downed three bottles in 20 minutes... of vodka!
That's how a free woman drinks, no?
And now that you've learned how to drink...
... let's make a toast.
To adventure!
- And then? - And then we went home.
- And what happened, did you marry him? - I shot him. - What an asshole!
But then I met him. Him, so handsome!
- He called me... that means honey. - Honey, doesn't it seem dark to you?
Well...
Are you sure this is the right road?
The right road? I know the roads of this world like the back of my hand.
They're right here!
I thought you knew the roads of the world like the back of your hand?
Of course, and this road is closed.
The things I do for fun!
Come on, let's go back. Nothing can stop us, let's go!
What's wrong?
Something has stopped us.
"You cost me a whole lifetime! And I gave it to you for nothing!"
"But I have a sick, sick heart! And I know that it will get better!"
"Don't say no! Don't say no..."
- "I know you love another..." - I'm still hungry, you know.
You have all the bourgeois vices, don't you? Hey, look up there!
- You see that little light? - Yes, I see it.
- That's where we're heading. Farmers, good folk... - Really?
- We'll spend the night there! - And will they have something to eat?
Of course they'll have something to eat! But we have to make a good impression.
Okay? Leave it to me!
So, I said: "Everyone against the wall, or else..."
They were so scared...
Them, 20. Butch and me, 2.
We had covered so much land...
I came down from the green hills just like a wild horse.
The majestic trees were our home.
The Savannah, the tiles... It's humid here, isn't it?
And then?
And then!
Butch Cassidy drew his gun and said:
- Smells good, did you make it? - Yes!
A gunshot pierces the air!
- Who was that? - The sheriff! - The sheriff?
Alright, where were we?
So, Butch...
Hey, aren't you...
No! No, that's not possible.
Have we met before? No? No...
Was it in Louisville? No?
Because if I wasn't in this nice little house right now...
... full of such tasty food...
... well, I'd surely be standing in front of Pat Garrett himself!
Heard of him?
No? See, he has the same limpid eyes as you, the same angelic face...
What a devil!
Me, alone... him too!
He says: "This time you're finished!" Me: "Ha-hah!"
And in that moment...
An avalanche.
He says: "What's going on?" He turns, and I steal his gun.
So then I say to him: "This time you're finished!"
And he says...
And in that moment...
- A bear. - A bear? - Yes, because we were outside.
In America there are bears everywhere, even on the roads.
Wow, such amazing times!
On one side, Pat. Just like that, where you are now.
On the other, the bear. Like that, where the gentleman is now.
And there's a ravine here. So I say: "What am I going to do?"
- What did you do? - What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
Will you people let me breath!
These are private memories, you know.
I have to take it slow, don't I?
So, then...
A loud gunshot, right? And it echoes through the valley.
So, then...
He looks at the bear, I pick up my Colt and take aim.
And he was trying to...
But I see that... you didn't hear anything about it around these parts.
No?
I had one hand grenade left.
So I grabbed it, and said: "Eat this, Pat Garrett!"
"This... Pat Garrett!" What the hell, you can't tell any stories around here!
You don't listen!
I jumped on my bike and...
No, it didn't...
No, It didn't start.
- This guy always starts, does he? - And then?
And then, the things that I'm about to tell you are so terrible...
... that those of a delicate disposition are advised to leave the room.
What are they doing?
- Through here, please. - Ah, thank you, thank you.
See? We made a good impression.
- Thank you. - You're welcome. - You're very kind...
- Hey, where are you? - I'm here.
- And where's the bed? - I don't know, turn the light on.
- Where's the light? - I don't see anything.
- Have they locked us in? - No, they've locked us out.
- Where are we? This is the jungle. - The Savannah... ah, yes, the jungle.
Which way home?
- There's nobody here. - No.
Country people?
Hold me!
Good... good people?
Hospitable farmers?
Kind-hearted people?
Sons of bitches?
- Who's that? - It's me!
- Come on. What, are you scared? - No, not me.
You should have been there that time I was in the virgin forest...
- Don't push! - Sorry, I didn't mean to.
You're lucky to still be experiencing the thrill of adventure.
- I've had so many adventures that these days I don't feel anything...- I see.
There might be murderers around here.
- Have you killed anyone? - Me?
I'll tell you a secret. I only ever fire blanks.
- Even with the bear? - Well, the bear wasn't a bear.
It was my friend Cross-eyed Joe, dressed up to confuse our enemies.
Of course, if I was alone...
... I'd have jumped up on the table and said: "Nobody move!"
- And then I'd have stolen a sausage. - Like these?
How did you do that?
- While you were talking about Butch... - Smells so good! - ... I took this salami.
- Wonderful! - And when you were facing Pat Garrett, I stole this!
She took one from my mouth!
- And during the shootout with the police, I stole this. - This! What else?
- And after the escape from New York... - What did you take? - Some cheese.
- But, you're a real thief! - Do you think Butch would be impressed?
- Who?! - Butch.
Ah, yes, he'd have said... Yes, yes, how tasty...
Wake up!
It's morning!
What's this?
That's first gear...
And this?
What? That?
That's second.
And this?
Stop! Stop!
No, my bike! No! Wait!
- Help! It's gone crazy! - Stop!
- Help! Help! Where's the brake? - Stop! Stop! - Where is it? Tell me!
- My bike! - Where's the brake? Run! - Wait!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
"... all made of chrome, its yours if you say yes!"
"You cost me a whole lifetime!" - Is he tall? - "... for nothing..."
Why, are you taking notes? 6'3". Half a foot taller than Marlon Brando.
I only come up to here on him.
So to kiss me he has to...
Everything I own belongs to him. Everything, even this bike.
Well... half of it.
- It's a beautiful bike. Expensive? - Goodness...
How should I know how much a motorbike costs?
I don't buy them, I steal them were I find them.
I found this one in... Chicago, I think. In a dangerous situation, as usual.
Six of them, one of me. With Cross-eyed Joe, of course.
Poor old Joe, I left him to face the electric chair in San Quentin.
But while he had his back turned...
... a voice behind me, cold as marble: "Hands up!" And so I...
- No, let go of me! - What?! - Help! - What?! - Let go!
Help... help...
What were you saying?
I was saying: "Let go of my arms, otherwise we'll end up in the ravine."
- It's a miracle, it was a miracle! - A miracle?! - Give me your hand.
- I'm hanging here and it's a miracle? - Yes, now I'll get you down. - How?
- Give me your hand. - Hold on! - Don't move. - Don't let me fall...
- Where's the tree? - Wait, calm down...
- Wait! I'm slipping! - I'm here. - Grab hold of me.
- Oh, God, my hand... - Wait, here...
- Here. - Wait. No, my bike...
- My bike. - Are you angry? - No, my bike... - Nothing happened.
- Where's my bike? - Did you hurt yourself?
- Are you okay? - No, no... oh, God! No, my bike!
No! Don't leave me, no!
My beautiful bike...
The gears...
My God...
Are you angry? Come on, nothing happened.
We could have been hurt but we weren't.
My bike! My beautiful mike! Oh, God, you brought it back!
- Thank you, Marlon Brando! Thank you! - How did you recognise me?
- I'd give everything for this bike, thank you! - Fuck you.
But it's mine!
See how lucky we are? It didn't even get broken!
Come on, talk. Say something!
Don't you see that you're killing me?!
I mean...
- Don't you see how insane this? - I guess...
But when you're free to see the world, you're also free to fall in a ravine.
See? I even found your helmet.
See? It looks good on you. Are you happy now, eh?
What do you care about the bike? Someone like you can always find one.
What do you know? What do you know?!
I'm ruined.
I'm ruined...
You ask: "What do I care..."
You can't understand.
It's not just the bike...
Actually, it's exactly the bike.
Because I... without that bike...
... I'll get there late. I'll get there too late.
No, no... If you're late, what will he say?
Actually, he... he never says anything to me.
- Even if I'm late. - Come on, have a smoke and calm down.
Sometimes I scare even myself.
I can already imagine the scene.
When I get there... I run up the stairs, breathless.
The door is locked from the inside.
He's alone with them so I try to knock the door down.
A deathly silence.
And with my heart racing I ask myself: "Is he still alive?"
Because he's waiting for me, you know? I have to save him.
- I'm essential to him! - Oh, God, what will we do now?
- You mean, what will you do now? - What will you do?
I'm going to hitch a ride. Me... by myself.
And I'll be up North in a flash.
Got it? Because they call me the demon of the hitch-hiking world. That's right...
It's just that here there's not...
But, what... You're terrible at smoking.
Why, how am I supposed to do it?
- Listen, Honey... - Yes?
- Why don't we "find" another bike. - My bike...
- What about the money? - What money?
It's not like you buy them, you steal them were you find them!
- Who?! - What do you mean, who? Let's do what you did in... Chicago.
- What did I do? - Chicago, a dangerous situation...
Six of them! You, alone...
If they catch you, it's over. Cross-eyed Joe was with you.
Poor old Joe! Died on the electric chair at San Quentin.
Well, while Joe was busy, a voice behind you says: "Hands up!"
- And then? - And then you put your hands up and the bike ended up in the ravine.
That bike... my beautiful bike!
In the ravine... it came out, but then they took it away.
Don't talk about it, it's not what, I don't have that kind of help...
- If only Cross-eyed Joe was here. - Hey, I'm here. - Who?
What, are you putting yourself in the same category as Cross-eyed Joe?
No offense, but that guy ended up on the electric chair...
... not at the laundrette with that...
And if you don't make it in time?
You shouldn't waste too much time, Hour X is too important!
I need some time to think. Anyway, let's get walking.
And remember, that calm is the second rule of the adventurer.
But...
I don't like cars, in fact I hate them. They make me...
Don't, don't... They're nothing like bikes...
It's much better, I have all the wind in my face, it's fun...
- Come no, try to adapt yourself for a change. - Yes, adapt myself...
See how we get by?
Just one cold-blooded moment and... there you go! Life is ours again.
No! What's going on?
No! No, wait! No! They engine has died! They're going to catch us!
Oh, God, it's all your fault. I knew it! What am I going to do?
- I know, you've been on so many adventures that sometimes you get nervous. - Yes...
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - Yes, yes, take care of it!
That's it, here come the police.
Positive pole, negative pole, magnetic differential...
... goose-neck and coil.
I don't know her. I don't know this girl!
She's just giving me a ride! I don't know her.
I swear, Mr. Officer! I don't know anything!
I'm in the dark about everything. Officer, don't throw me in jail!
I haven't done anything! She's the thief! It's her!
Done.
- What do you mean, done? - It's all fixed. Start the engine.
You're just full of surprises...
You should never be caught unprepared. Let that be a lesson to you...
- So you know a lot about engines? - No, I took a course, by mail.
- So what's he like? - Sly like an otter and as naive as a child.
- Don't move or I'll shoot! - Who's that? Nobody move!
I haven't done anything, I'm innocent!
- Well done, you didn't even get scared. - Of course, it's a fake gun.
- Really, can you tell? - But... we've kidnapped a child!
- Why, have you never done it before. - What?! No, I've never kidnapped a child!
Only presidents.
Why, didn't you mean to kidnap me? I thought that this was my lucky day.
My God... irresponsible, reckless, and a thief!
But now I'm leaving you behind. And I'm leaving you with the murder weapon!
Take me away with you. My poor mother died bringing me into this world.
She looked a lot like... like you.
- And you. - No, she looked like her.
- Where do you live? - I'm small but I'm not stupid.
- I know that you're only asking so that you can take me home. - And right away, too.
- I warn you, that would be a mistake. - What's your name? - Call me Tex.
Alright, that's enough of the pleasantries. Tell me where your house is, right now.
- The next turn on the left. - Right.
- But... where did you send me? - You messed up, must have been distracted.
But that's okay.
Go on, hit me. I'm used to it.
- Tell me the right away. - I don't remember anything: emotional stress.
I'll show you emotional stress! Look where he's taken us.
Oh God, no! It's going down! We're sinking!
Don't forget to remain calm, ladies. This isn't quick-sand, after all.
The car is just bogged down.
This isn't called The Devil's Bog for nothing.
- You know everything... - He must be in a private school, that or he's a liar.
I can't go on.
The bog...
Are you smoking, too?
Calms my nerves.
- It seems that we'll be forced to spend the night here. - I suppose so.
Are you angry?
No, of course not! Why would I be?
I'll kill him! I have an important appointment...
Good, it's healthy to vent one's anger. In heaven she'll be an angel.
- We'll freeze to death. - No, I don't think so. - No?
Oh, Tex, I've never bet anyone as bright as you.
I should just leave them here. Leave them...
They're smoking, too...
They've already eaten...
Is there anything left for me?
- I'm sorry, you said you weren't hungry. - I changed my mind.
Here, I saved some for you. Loneliness makes one hungry.
Dry, isn't it?
Tiffany, San Francisco. Ah, San Francisco...
There was this filthy rich guy. He liked to cheat at card games.
I gave him a good kick...
Shall we play?
- Tag, or hopscotch? - Let's say poker.
- Where did you learn that? - Cut them.
All in.
Call.
- Four aces. - Me, too... with a King.
I gave you a good kick, didn't I?
I'm holding him down, otherwise he'll escape.
What if we free everyone?
Everyone who wants to come with us, not just children.
We could make a gang that even Butch would be proud of.
Stop by all the laundrettes, tell them all to come with us.
And if they don't want to come, it's their loss.
Alright, are we all clear?
We found the car abandoned by thieves with Tex inside, in tears.
And don't contradict that story, they'll probably interrogate us...
I remember this one time, at Alcatraz...
- How is she? How is she?! - Actually, we found the car abandoned...
- I thought there must have been an accident, something serious... - No, no.
- How many miles did she do? - But, who? - My car! - No, the child...
Ah, my precious darling...
- What do you mean? No, the... - My beautiful, lovely little boy!
- Hey, you've been smoking! You smoke?! - Actually, he also cheats.
- Get inside, I'll make you pay! - Take it easy! - Ma'am, go easy!
He has emotional stress!
- When you see each other, what will you do? - Make love.
Make love, make love...
Make love, and then... sometimes he also takes me out on his bicycle.
My husband never does that for me.
My beloved Naples! Naples, the oilfield!
Did you see that? Over there.
Find the Queen, double your money! Where did she go?
- Do you understand the game, Ma'am? You're looking for the Queen, remember. - Turn the card over!
- I know what I'm doing. - Alright! Find the Queen, double your money!
- Pick a card, Ma'am. - I told you, it's this one! - No, it's this one here, see?
The nice lady lost, but she still might make her money back!
Find the Queen, double your money! Is she here? Is she there?
- Which card, Ma'am? - The one on the right. - Pick a card, Ma'am! - The right!
- Let me work, I tell you! - Be quiet! - But he's such a con-artist!
- I saw that he put the Queen on the right. - Here it is, here it is... - The right!
- Ma'am, it's on the right! - It's on the right! - Ladies, if you please...
Pick a card. Will you let her play the game? Why don't you mind your business?
- The lady won. - Let me work, will you?
- I won and he won't give me my money! - Mind your own business!
- The lady is waiting for her money! - Mind your own business!
Let me work here, I say!
People of Naples, your attention please!
Do you see that man? That's Don Michelone, the great Guappo!
Do you see that sky? The sea, and all of Naples?
- It belongs to Don Michelone, the great Guappo! - You must have no idea who she is!
Usually, I ride a motorbike...
And do you see that money? It belongs to this old lady.
And if you don't give it to her right away...
- Take out your money! - Me?! I don't...
- Let's go, I've got the money. - Really...
- Please excuse us! - You'll pay!
I don't think so, I have an appointment. Come on!
Get your sponges, right here!
- Here's your money. - Thank you, thank you.
Now listen to me, this is a powerful charm.
If you rub it and say: "Tricche, ballacche, and molliche..."
Whatever you wish will come true.
- You don't believe her, do you? - Of course, why not?
That's all we need: "Tricche, belliche, and meneliche..."
You'll believe anything! Well, are we going to find this cousin Giuseppina, or not?
I'm ashamed to turn up looking like this. I mean, look at the state of us!
Excu... excuse...
- Well? - That's not my cousin.
Giuseppina? I know where she is!
She's here, in my heart!
- Is she here? - Ah you're Giuseppina's cousin? - No, actually, I...
- Ouch, why me?! It's her! - Ah, it's her!
- Where's Giuseppina? - Giuseppina?
She left for the Americas!
- Where are you going? - To the Americas!
- Come on! Hurry, the ship is leaving! - What?! - Run!
- Where are you going? - To look for your cousin! - Wait!
I made Giuseppina up...
... so that I could come with you, free to see the world.
What? You made her up?
You made her up...
Ah, that's good... So you... you've cheated me.
You've told me nothing but fibs!
You're a liar as well as a thief!
Because you...
You've ruined me, you know that? With this Giuseppina of yours!
Because if I don't get there in time, that's the end for me! Do you see?
- Good afternoon. Alone? - Want to go dancing?
- The blonde one is mine - Want to go for a drink?
- The brunette is mine. - Want to go for a ride?
- Both of them are mine. - To Luna Park?
To the bowling alley? They're not interested.
To dinner?
Are you not eating? Not hungry?
They must think we're both homeless.
Ever heard of...
.. the Empire State Building?
- San Francisco? - We've heard of it.
Oh, really? Did you hear that?
They've heard of it.
My father...
Well, it's not his, because...
... he didn't like the shutters.
If he didn't like the shutters...
And anyway, when you have...
... 20 steel factories...
... 100 oil wells, and all...
Pardon.
... all the buffalo in Montana...
... why do you need something like the Empire State Building?
- Why do you need it? - Why do you need that?
Right, why do you need it?
- Me too! In Sicily, my father... - No! She's actually an orphan.
I gave her half of my fortune, but I don't hold it against her.
- Waiter! - Yes? - Vodka! - We're all out. - All out?
Karaciov, it's Russian... Oh, Moscow, Moscow...
I speak Russian as well as I speak Chinese. It's my fifth language.
- Garçon? - Yes?
You wouldn't have any...
... marinated hare, would you?
We're all out. Though we do have a house specialty...
Bring me some.
- Come back here! No... - I love these popular foods.
You have to understand that when one has everything in life...
... and I mean everything...
... one loses interest in everything.
You don't like anything anymore. It's a lack of appetite, a boredom, a...
We know a place where people like you never get bored.
Oh, really?
- 20 steel factories. - 100 oil wells. - All the buffalo of Montana.
To the roulette table.
"Medames e messieurs, faites votre jeu."
- "Rien ne va plus". - May we? - Of course.
- Excuse us. - Thank you. - Thank you.
Good evening.
- "Le trois noir prévaut". - It's like Las Vegas...
- What are we supposed to play with? - Don't look at me!
Excuse me, will you give me 10,000?
Well? You should never start with your own money, you know? It's bad luck.
"Mesdame e messieurs, faites votre jeu".
We don't have any money!
"Faites votre jeu, mesdame".
"Faites votre jeu, mesdame et messieur".
Place your bets, Madam!
- "Faites votre jeu". - Everything on 7.
"Les jeux sont faits, rien ne va plus!"
"Le 7 rouge. En plein".
- "Pardon"? - "En plein, madame". - What did he say? - "En plein". - What?
- "En..."? - "Appell"?
- Take advantage of your luck, Madam. - No... - Yes!
- No... - Everything on 7. - He's going to get all of that!
"Rien ne va plus! Mesdame et messieur, rien ne va plus."
- "Le 7 rouge prévaut... encore!" - No!
- Seven... "En plein"... - How much? - 12,960,000. - "Encore? Encore!"
Yes, all of it, all of it! This too!
- All of it! - All of it on 7! - What? No! - "Faites votre jeu".
- "Mesdame, faites votre jeu". - No! That's my money...
"Les jeux sont faits. Rien ne va plus".
- "Tricche, belliche, and meneliche..." - "Le 7 rouge!"
- How much is that? - 466 million...
- How much?! - ... and 650,000.
- Everything on 7! - No, wait! - Yes, yes, all of it!
- No! - "Mesdame, faites votre jeu". - I can't look!
"Les jeux sont faits, rien ne va plus."
"Tricche, belliche, and meneliche..."
"7 rouge, en plein!"
"En plein"?! We killed him.
Let's count it. "En plein!" 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 million!
9 million, 10 million...
- Let's bet it all! - Careful, wait... - Let's keep playing. - No!
I'm not playing anymore, I'm going home. I'm going to give it all to my mother.
- Take everything home. - No, no. - Are you crazy? - Let's bet it all! - I'm not playing.
- No, no... - Bet it all! Everything on 7! - They stole it from me...
My winnings, I want my winnings!
I have an appointment. I'm going to buy a new bike, a new everything...
Everything! Here's the winnings!
- Here's the winnings! - Here's the winnings! - Let's bet it!
Take all of it. Go home. To my home. Give it to my mother!
- Millions! - It's not millions, it's billions!
- We're super rich! - Take it all home, all of it!
- Get the money, get the money! - It's mine!
- Let's go home! - Get all of it! - I can't see anything.
Are you sure that they're rich?
Of course they are, you idiots! They just won millions from us!
- Your hands! - No, not the hands!
- Your hands! - The hands, no...
Mother of...
744, 745, 746, 747, 748...
- It turned into a nice evening. - Thanks for everything! - Congratulations.
Poker, or death.
Do you want a rematch?
Yes. Yes, of course...
But what will you bet?
A gold mine. Or even my hotels in Rio.
No, something palpable.
See...
She... she just washes and irons all day and belongs to no one.
Both of you.
Actually, I have an appointment.
- We'll bet this, too. - Cash?
The ring, too.
What did you bet?
I... my word.
Cards.
It's bad luck for a man to play while wearing a hat.
But it's not bad luck for me.
Nice hat... may I?
Well, shall we start?
Okay.
Shall we cut the nines?
Yes...
Yes, yes...
- Whiskey & Soda? - Certainly.
Oh, thank you!
Will you pour, darling?
- Check. - Then I'll start.
- How many cards? - Served.
Four cards for me.
Go ahead.
- Four aces... with a King. - I have five. - What?
How... how do you have five?
Five plus four is nine. Cheat!
- Then it's all mine, according to the rules! - What should we do?
What should we do, Boss?
What are they going to do?
You wouldn't beat up two poor and defenseless women, would you?
Yes.
- They said yes. Let's defend ourselves! - No. - Defend ourselves! - What?
- Give it to them! Show them what we're made of! - But, how? - They're getting closer!
- I can't fight anyone. - Of course you can! - No. - Does your husband hit you? - Yes...
Then imagine it's him. Imagine it's him!
Wow, that's it!
I should be in the Olympics.
Did you come to talk to me? That's it! Right hook!
Right, left, straight, hook!
Show them what we're made of! That's it, like this! And this!
Ah, no! You shouldn't hit a woman!
Oh, God... I don't feel well.
Come on, you wimp!
Left, hook, under, over, right, left...
- The money! - Who's that?
It's you? Sure, fairy hands, I'll give something...
Excellent. And now...
- Come on! - The police! The police!
The smoke.
Hey, let's go! The police are coming.
Did you hear me? The police! We have to go!
Let go of me...
Watch where you're stepping!
What would you say to bath in prison? We're the incorruptibles.
- So what? - And do you know why? - No.
Because no one has ever tried to corrupt us...
- Shall we say 200,000? - No. - 100,000? - No.
What did I tell you? We'll always be the incorruptibles.
- Hand over the money! - Of course, right away. Hold this.
- That's it. - Give that to me. - And this. - Hold on a moment!
Stay still, like that...
Sorry, but aren't you... Isn't that him?
It was him.
There they are!
I'll take care of it!
- Thief! Thief! - No! It's ours!
That's ours! That's our suitcase. No, it's our money!
- Don't worry, I'll get it back. - Come on! - We won it!
- That's out money! - Hold on! - I'll get it!
That's our stuff!
- Taxi! - Hey, taxi! - Get in, get in!
What a mess over a bit of cash.
A bit of cash...
Anyway, that's enough now. It's time for us to part ways.
- I hope you don't think I'm going to follow you. - That's right.
No, only I'm allowed to say that.
You've ruined me!
- What am I supposed to tell him now? - If he loves you, he'll understand.
Well, sometimes he doesn't understand.
Seems like someone else.
Go away! Get out of here!
He's waiting for me!
Him... "the man I love".
You've done nothing but hold me back, I'd be there by now if it wasn't for you!
You made me lose my motorbike, you let them steal the money...
That's enough, now. Let's not waste any more time, let's get back on the road.
- Hour X is fast approaching! - And what's it to do with you?
I have to go alone. Alone...
It's over! "Finish!" "Rien-ne-va-plus!"
- Trying to hurt me with your culture? - I'll hurt you with a cutlass!
Well... then, goodbye.
Where would you go? Without me you can't even take one step forward...
I hope you don't think I'm about to just forgive you.
You've done nothing but weigh me down.
I showed you the world! But you just belong in a laundrette.
But now... go, get lost!
And remember, if we ever meet each other again...
... we don't know each other!
Got that?
Got it?
Where did you go?
Where are you?
What... what are you doing?
I hope you're not offended.
I was just kidding!
Hey!
What's your name again?
Come out!
A... a glass of water.
Still.
I'm momentarily separated from my bike, but I do have one.
I parked it... behind the building.
Hey!
Finally! I thought we'd never see each other again.
- You've no idea what happened on the train... - Are you talking to me?
Barman? A Schweppes!
Hey, it's me.
Who is that woman? We don't know each other.
No, look, this isn't the time for pride. My feet are all swollen...
I can't go on.
Let me come with you, please. Otherwise I'll be late for the appointment.
With that car over there we'll be in the North in a flash.
See, I'm not asking for myself.
I'm asking you for... for him.
Well, if it's for him...
He's beeping the horn! Men must always be made to wait.
- My car! - Stop! - Wait! - Wait!
- Hey! - Stop! - Stop!
See that? I'm ruined.
- You made me lose the car. - You made me lose it!
He was waiting for me, after all. I hope we're not going to argue again.
- "The unknown weaves a spider's web all around him..." - What are you saying?
I'm making progress, aren't I?
Come on, let's go.
Get away from me!
- The face of a poet. - Hm? - His face conceals a painful secret.
Perhaps he had polio as a child. See his arm?
- His face shows the tragedy of his sickness. - Yeah...
Look! Let's set him free.
No, I can't. I can't because I have an appointment.
And anyway, that's enough! You've made enough trouble already.
You're dangerous, did you know that?
That's enough brute force.
What is it?
- I'll get rid of the handcuffs, where's the key? - We'll set you free!
And why would I want to be free? I'm an officer, he's the thief.
- What a terrible mistake! Quick, run! - Enough of these punches, Officer...
And then shes says: "No, you're mine..."
- And then what? - And then... he insists all night long.
No, please, excuse me! No coffee right now, later!
- Run! Run! - Yes, a taxi is waiting for us, with the meter running...
- How much did you pay? - A lot, but don't worry about it! - Hurry up!
Coming through!
Let me pass!
No, not the spaghetti!
- Excuse me! No, not right now! - Be careful, Miss!
- No, not the cake! - No, Miss! This is for the VIP!
I can't, please... No, not the cake!
Yes, the cake! Yes, the cream!
Mmm, tasty!
- Now what? - If we don't run they'll catch us!
HELP!
YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT!
I AM TAKING CARE OF IT!
I had a strange dream...
Me too.
Well...
- But, you're the devil! - And also the angel.
- And what part do you play in the circus? - I'm the devil shot into the sky.
I get inside here...
Then there's someone...
- Someone pulls that lever. - Which lever?
- That one. - Ah, this one? - Yes...
What a wretched day, the devil has left us!
- The sun is obscured... - On the horse, quick!
One hundred lashings for those women!
- What are you doing, stopping? They'll catch us! - We're safe.
We've crossed the border.
This is it, Hour X is tonight at 15:30.
- I made it in time. - We really made it.
No, I made it. You can't come with me.
That's enough. I just wanted to show you some fun.
But now the game is over.
- Well, sooner or later we were always going to part ways. - But what can I do?
Go back to my husband?
- What do you want to do? - I want to live like you. - You wouldn't be able to.
My life...
Farewell.
Perhaps one day I'll come back and get you.
- I don't even know your name. - It doesn't matter now!
"Poor old Joe! All you have left is electric chair at San Quentin..."
- "Them, 20. Me, alone." - And then?
And then, I heard a voice behind me as cold as marble: "Hands up!"
Thank you, Sir. Thank you.
Thank you.
Those of a delicate disposition are advised to leave the room!
Good girl. You came back without the bike.
Now, to pay for it you're going to have to work the rest of your life for free.
A shame, isn't it?
Now who knows what I'll do...
That's enough! Let it go...
No, no, I won't just let it go. This year I gave you a holiday, too.
But I came back on time, didn't I?
Today is the 16th, I was here on the dot at 15:30.
To pay me back, you're also going to have to work the "matinée".
Only seats in the front row! Only seats in the front...
He's always messing around, I don't... I don't know why he's like this today.
Put your hands down, I'm the boss around here.
He promised me that next year he'll also give me a proper contract.
A contract? Like hell!
Come on, get back to work!
- I give him half my tips because it's tradition. - Hey, I'm talking to you!
No, stop! Now it's my turn.
Just a moment.
Can we at least talk about it?
- "Well done." - Thanks.
Nuts, sweets, ice creams!
Chocolate, sweets, ice creams! Nuts!
Nuts, ice creams!
Now what are we going to do?
Ah, yes...
Anyway, let's get walking.